MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

Dear Mrs. Higgins,

I thought May 1 meant putting little baskets of flowers on people’s front porch. What does that have to do with a plane in distress? Can't find the address? Flowers wilted?

Anyway, speaking of planes, I’m tired of people complaining about Air Force One and a couple fighter jets taking a spin to lower Manhattan.

People need to realize: It’s PICTURE day!

Lets keep our eye on what's important. Think of the photos!

We’ve got a lot more pressing issues to worry about like learning to eat pork chops through a surgical mask.

I don’t even drive past Taco Bell (aka “food from the land of death“) these days.

Hope you are protecting yourself,

Mike


Dear Mike,

I think we're going to be ok.

About 9 million people live in Mexico City, a couple hundred have shown swine flu.

And we are a little selective about who is wasting tax dollars. I have a feeling “picture day” cost a touch more than Detroit execs going to DC for bail out loans.

Maybe they should have taken camera’s.

And Mike, the mask is a great idea. Could slow down all your meals.

Mrs Higgins.