Sept 8, 2008

Dear Mrs. Higgins,

I finally have the remote all to myself. What do I do?

Thanks,

Mike


Dear Mike,

Well, dipstick. That actually is your cell phone. The TV remote doesn’t ring when you get a phone call. It would be so cool if your IQ wandered near 2 digits.
Take a couple weeks to figure out the new apparatus. Oops no, not that apparatus. That is your left buttock. Try again.

This is going to be fun.

Love and kisses,

Mrs. Higgins